Real-Life Weaboo

F/20/TX, USA

The fandom/reblog blog of a young adult. There shall be porn, so beware.

kirinodesu:

hana-chan asks important life questions

(via swobchi)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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(via poogieboogie)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via thefreshprinceofinaba)

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

(via di-passione)

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

(via thefreshprinceofinaba)

allmate-ren:

(( Ren is not very good with pranks. from a dream I had when I was at the hospital ))

(via queerus)

anondracomalfoy:

bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.

(via queerus)

hughdancyying:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

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(via butterfliesatthemailbox)

sugarblaster:

itseasytoremember:

ok because of tumblr i literally thought dmmd was a fucking gay dating sim

fuck this website

this is the funniest post i’ve seen tonight

(via writeahaikyuu)

faerieglade:

"if u keep saying ur cute people are gonna think ur just begging for attention!!!" hell yeah i want all the attention in the world. everyone pay attention to me im wonderful, im great and im beautiful

(via slimeluigi)